1) I am not as dumb or as smart as she thinks I am.
2) I don't like the feeling of having the floor beneath me removed suddenly.
3) Sometimes saying nothing is the right thing to say.
4) Nooners are good.
5) There is nothing better than playing a three part trio of Heart and Soul with your kids.
6) There is nothing worse than listening to a three part trio of Heart and Soul by your kids.
7) Rain is nice... for a little while. Then it gets kind of sucky.
8) Despite Axe Hair Crisis Relief advertising to the contrary, no horde of women has popped out of a balloon to give my hair a makeover.
9) Expecting things to work out is different than making things work out.
10) There are always other options.
On Becoming My Grandmother
3 months ago