1) You can always get one more squeeze out of the toothpaste tube.
2) The bus comes regardless of your level or readiness.
3) There is a direct correlation between my inability to get comfortable at night and my inability to get uncomfortable in the morning.
4) Colds have little to do with being cold.
5) Waiting an extra second before talking is never, ever, ever a bad thing.
7) The people that quote Leviticus 18:22 are the ones most likely to forget Luke 6:31.
8) No matter how many times I return, a wagging tail makes me smile.
9) I'm not as cool as I was last week... but next week I will be retro.
10) We act like time is infinite and love is finite... when we should do the reverse.
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#9 - not next week...maybe next month
ReplyDeleteHar har.. Char.
ReplyDeleteI was speaking in condensed time line.
You've had a productive week.
ReplyDeleteExcept for the part about going to the drugstore to buy more toothpaste.
ReplyDeleteI have been whacked on the back of the head with a bible so much that there is a permenant lump the size of a golf ball...
ReplyDeletebut the lump does make my butt look smaller, so...
One thing I remembered today.
ReplyDelete1. Various shades of grey, when combined, look better in low lighting, first thing in the morning. Esp regarding outfits.
I was going to point out this week to a conservative "friend" that they were more Jewish than Christian since they were busy following the Torah, and ignoring their savior's message in the Gospels. But I didn't want to offend my Jewish friends.
ReplyDeletePC... my socks typically look better in pitch black than they do in the light. I call them.. grown.. half gray, half brown.
ReplyDeleteThis covers how I feel, especially regarding religious extremes; "Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile!" (Vonnegut)
ReplyDelete#7 isn't it the truth!
ReplyDelete#5 is a reminder to all!
Good post. I liked it. :)
what a wise list! I'm going to print it out and put it on my board - I need all the memory help I can get and this hits the spot :)
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